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[aperfectthird]

[There's a bit of shaking as Percy fiddles with the phone, getting it in place, and then he appears in frame, peering at it cautiously. When he's certain it's settled, he sits at the desk he's charmed the phone to float in front of, folding his hands on the top. His suit is impeccable: clean, perfectly pressed, tie straight, shirt spotlessly white. His hair, too, is gelled within an inch of its life, and he is, by all appearances, the perfect young professional.]

Good afternoon, residents of the City. My name is Percy Weasley, and I am looking for a gainful employment during my stay here. I am a very organized, detail-oriented, hard worker, with experience in international cooperation as well as working directly with one of the top government officials in Britain. I am an excellent editor and transcriptionist and I have an unmatched mind for rules and regulations. My CV is available on request. Allow me to assure you that if you hire me, you will be getting the very best employee. I look forward to hearing from you.

[A brief smile and a brisk nod, and he ends the transmission.]

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Percy's CV

[aperfectthird.livejournal.com]

[And if a character should so request it, Percy's CV is as follows:]

Percy I. Weasley
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - 1987 - 1994
Prefect: 1991-1992, 1992-1993
Head Boy: 1993-1994

Ordinary Wizarding Levels:
Study of Ancient Runes (Outstanding)
Arithmancy (O)
Astronomy (O)
Care of Magical Creatures (Exceeds Expectations)
Charms (O)
Defense Against the Dark Arts (O)
Divination (O)
Herbology (O)
History of Magic (O)
Muggle Studies (O)
Potions (E)
Transfiguration (O)

Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests:
Study of Ancient Runes (O)
Transfiguration (O)
Arithmancy (O)
Charms (O)
Potions (E)
Defense Against the Dark Arts (O)
Muggle Studies (O)
History of Magic (O)

May 1994 - June 1995: Served as personal assistant to Bartemius Crouch, Head of the Department of International Magical Cooperation, Ministry of Magic. Assisted in organizing and adjudicating the Triwizard Tournament as well as the attendant Yule Ball. Distributed and delegated assignments to others in the department in Mr. Crouch's stead. Worked with wizards in other countries in diplomatic and governmental assignments.

June 1995 - present: Served as Junior Assistant to the Minister for Magic, Ministry of Magic. Edited and delegated legislation before it was sent on for the Minister's approval. Assisted in archiving Ministry meetings for the Minister's records. Sorted communications for the Minister.

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

Will you request a badge if you get hired?

[Pause. See Ginny pretend she is fine, see her focus on humour and family as a true Weasley in times of distress. See and do not call her out on it, big brother.]

And you've got something in your hair.

[alwaysadoe.livejournal.com]

Quite the accomplishments.

[onlyholey]

Percy, I think someone put motor oil in your shampoo.




Again.

[synanthrope]

That's all very well and good, but do you know how to fuck?

[Said so flatly. Not in a teasing way at all.]

[most-qualified.livejournal.com]

That is quite impressive Percy. I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding employment.

[ironmanic.livejournal.com]

You're, what, a glorified secretary?