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Percy Weasley ([personal profile] aperfectthird) wrote2012-01-08 09:41 pm

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[There's a bit of shaking as Percy fiddles with the phone, getting it in place, and then he appears in frame, peering at it cautiously. When he's certain it's settled, he sits at the desk he's charmed the phone to float in front of, folding his hands on the top. His suit is impeccable: clean, perfectly pressed, tie straight, shirt spotlessly white. His hair, too, is gelled within an inch of its life, and he is, by all appearances, the perfect young professional.]

Good afternoon, residents of the City. My name is Percy Weasley, and I am looking for a gainful employment during my stay here. I am a very organized, detail-oriented, hard worker, with experience in international cooperation as well as working directly with one of the top government officials in Britain. I am an excellent editor and transcriptionist and I have an unmatched mind for rules and regulations. My CV is available on request. Allow me to assure you that if you hire me, you will be getting the very best employee. I look forward to hearing from you.

[A brief smile and a brisk nod, and he ends the transmission.]

[identity profile] aperfectthird.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
I am available at your convenience. Perhaps sometime this afternoon?

[identity profile] ironmanic.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
City Solutions lobby in two hours. And bring some donuts, too, would you? Nothing says interview like a box of glazed donuts.
boutant: ([default] interest)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-01-10 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
If you hire him, I want joint custody.

[identity profile] ironmanic.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Want a shiny new assistant who happens to be an accomplished warlock secretary? He looks like the type who likes paperwork.
boutant: ([awe] holy fuck Paris)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-01-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
If it means I don't have to do it, then yes. But if I get him, then maybe I can have him run some tests with that magic, too.

Also, I'm dating his brother -- there's not a policy against that or anything, is there?

[identity profile] ironmanic.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever orders you're giving him are orders I don't have to make up to give him. Don't forget to feed him and take him out for walks, though.

If there is a policy, I don't care. But dear god I hope the brother is more-- fun.
boutant: ([action] wind)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-01-10 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'll get him a squeaky toy while I'm at it.

You know he can still hear this, right? But yes -- he did the fireworks for your gala. [ Which had pleased her to no end, considering she'd mentioned them to Tony before. ]

[identity profile] ironmanic.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I don't own an advanced robotics and computer engineering company for no reason.

[If he wanted to make sure Percy didn't hear, he would have thrown up a code. Not a-- magic-prevention code. But he's not sure how magic and tech work anyway.]

Really? Twins? I didn't take you for the type.
boutant: ([awkward] well I guess)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-01-10 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Copper. That's all I'm saying.

[ Neither is she. That's why she wants Percy on board. ]

Just the one missing an ear. [ And there's that awkward moment where she rubs the back of her neck. ] His brother went home recently, besides.

[identity profile] ironmanic.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Every time you bring that up, I'm enforcing some kind of deadline on you.

That's too bad- twins are fun. Very, very fun.
boutant: ([unsure] are you insane?)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-01-10 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Gives me something to aim for--

[ s;dgjrsdglkh sorry Tony she just choked on air. ] I don't think they would have gone for that.
boutant: ([shock] what the flying fuck)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-01-10 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ sdgzish;kdfhhd

sghw4tiwdgkdghsdgg

sdg'sldkgs???????

Excuse her for a moment, she's just turned an interesting color and is going to flail her hands about for a bit. ]


Tony-- [ Okay, quick breath. Deep breath. ] ... You're going to scare him off.

[identity profile] ironmanic.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's just friendly conversation- nothing to be embarrassed about.
boutant: ([smile] amused)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-01-10 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's his brother. [ But she's smiling slightly despite herself. ]

I'll see you at work.

[identity profile] ironmanic.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Even better?

You know it kills my supposed colossal pride to say this, but it's been boring as hell not running into you in the hallways.
boutant: ([default] fireflies)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-01-10 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Tony. That actually means a lot, especially right now. ]

I'll try and be in on Tuesday. Have JARVIS let me in, please?

[identity profile] ironmanic.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'll do you one better and upgrade your access code.
boutant: ([smile] armrest)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-01-10 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ SEE PERCY YOU'LL GET ACCESS CODES ]

Thanks. I'll see you Tuesday.

[identity profile] aperfectthird.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. I'll see you then, sir.

[Also he is ignoring the conversation below. Hard.]